QueenoftheInternets

May 16

heartbreakur:

when i look in the mirror:

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when i try to take a picture:

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May 16
rhettandlink:

laughingsquid:

Wonderfully Unsettling Human Ear Bobby Pins

Terrifying.
May 16
explosm:

By Rob! New comics daily at Explosm.net!

explosm:

By Rob! New comics daily at Explosm.net!

May 16

lsdzeppelin:

This one time in 7th grade my friend wrote out all the answers to a history test under a white shelf during recess, then sat under it, did her test and re-painted it with liquid paper when she was done. That’s some next level shit tbh

May 16
May 16
This is still my favorite.

This is still my favorite.

May 16

hotwinger:

I only break stupid laws. Like the ones that make it illegal to run an underground infant gladiator ring.

May 16

lsdzeppelin:

"i only like vaginas but i HAVE to have sex with you even of you have a penis because i read on tumblr that i can’t say no to your sex offer or else i’m scum" 

May 16

do people realize how romantic this really is? 

May 16
May 16

reallyreallyreallytrying:

cool skateboard trick: 360 flip nosegrind into al qaeda HQ, steal bomb plans, solve ukraine, free universal healthcare

May 16

silenthill:

when im rich im gonna paint matte black everything i own

May 16
rebuy:

zhriek:

I CAME ON A TREE SOMEWHERE IN THAT RED  CIRCLE 

i found it… the best post i’ve ever made in my 3 years on this website

rebuy:

zhriek:

I CAME ON A TREE SOMEWHERE IN THAT RED  CIRCLE 

i found it… the best post i’ve ever made in my 3 years on this website

May 16

averagebare:

i heard a kid say “but DAAAAAD” and his dad said “DID YOU JUST CALL ME BUTT-DAD? YOURE GROUNDED” I HAVE BEEN LAUGHING FOR 3 YEARS

May 16

cntqueen:

this person probably has to study for finals